All right. I think we can all agree that tonight's visit with Dr. Klein was an unmitigated disaster. I made some mistakes myself, of course, and for those I apologize. Especially about the whole peanut bowl thing. From now on, of course, everyone can have as many of those as they want.
Let's try to move on though, okay? There were some positives, after all.
-Dad
posted at 12:42 AM

I cannot blink anymore. I forgot how. My eyes hurt.
-malcolm
posted at 9:36 PM

Omigawd. Someone take that woman's quotation marks away before she hurts somebody! ;-)
... Say what you want, Vic. But it might mean more if it came from someone who had like any hope of ever getting laid ever. As someone who isn't completely, totally repulsive to the opposite sex, let me tell you that sex is GREAT. :-) Really, really, really great. What a pity for you - you'd really like it.
love,
-Debbie
posted at 9:34 PM

Victor -
I know you didn't mean all those "things," but I think your father and sister need to "hear" that from you. I know you "mean" well.
Today I spent my entire lunch "hour" fending off Libby Henderson, who insists that I switch to Zanax. I simply held my "ground," but I did not lose my temper, even when she called me "smug." Proving, I might add, that the Zoloft is working just fine.
-Mom
posted at 9:31 PM

Okay, troops, it's Wednesday. Let's get some stuff up here already so we have something to show Dr. Klein on Friday. Remember (Victor) the world is reading this.
-Dad
posted at 12:35 PM

Great. Nice going, Victor. The first kid to post, and you crap all over everything. Very nice. Well, I'll tell you what, mister, I'm not going to edit that out like you thought. I'm just going to leave it up there, so Dr. Klein can get a good, "www" look at your attitude. How about THAT?
-Dad
posted at 1:43 PM

Dad here!
This seems to be working, everyone! Let's get on in and "Hooperize" the World Wide Web!
posted at 1:01 AM

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