The Hoopers

For those of you out there who are wondering what happened at Dr. Klein's on Friday... here's the scoop (I got this from Mom and Vic-turd - Daddy's not talking). And BTW I was SO at Weezer.
- First, Dr. Klein talked about this blog. How we should all be more constructive, and how VikTurd had a right to say whatever he wanted. Daddy didn't like this.
- Mom said something about the affair Daddy had with that masseuse in '97, which brought up a whole can o' worms.
- Malcolm started making raptor sounds and eating a lot of peanuts. Victor started eating a lot of peanuts too. Dr. Klein just keeps 'em there on his table.
- Daddy got angry, tried to sweep the peanut bowl away, lost his grip, and accidentally threw it at Dr. Klein! Sweartagod! It hit him in that big shiny forehead.
- Dr. Klein acted like he wasn't pissed, (yeh right) and told Daddy that the peanuts were for everyone. He refilled the bowl and Mom, Vic, and Malcolm totally pigged out on 'em for the rest of the time, which made Daddy CRAZY but he couldn't do anything because Dr. Klein was watching and his forehead was still bleeding & etc.
- On the way home, Malcolm yakked all over the SUV, which is gonna smell like vomitatious peanuts FOREVER now.

There ya go, Hooper fans, the Dirt! 8-) And Weezer rokked! :-D
-Debbie